Melissa Juliet


I’ve got hips, thighs and I don’t discriminate against pies.

  • White people: terrorists? From the Middle East? All brown people no exceptions.
  • White people: Jesus Christ? From the Middle East? White. Obviously.


every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

(via waitingforaproofread)

Anonymous asked: five random facts about yourself?

ahhhh… ummm… well….
I’m really bad at this

1. I’m married.
2. I’m a mother of twins. they will be three in August.
3. I have another blog, ( check it out if you have time)
4. I umm.. umm hate the taste of coffee but I love the smell so I brew coffee just to have the smell in my house.
5. I don’t curse. ever. My husband has never once heard me curse. I’ve reblogged things with curse words and even then, it makes me feel a little uneasy.

This took me 20 minutes. I’m bad at this.