Adam & Eve - We all know who sinned first. Come on ladies do you have to eat everything! Now God has to punish us for all mankind. Women’s punishment, menstrual cycles. Man’s punishment, we have to deal with women. That’s why I get mad when people say God hates gays. God doesn’t hate gays! He’s just mad they found a loop hole in the system. Wouldn’t that upset you? You come up with a great punishment and then they’re like “You know what? We’re just gonna sleep with each other! It’s gotta be easier then listening to all their nagging.
—Daniel Tosh
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